Liberal: Please give me $10,000.
You: no.
Liberal: Oh come on, you can afford it. Give me $10,000.
You: No chance!
Liberal: It’s your duty to give me $10,000.
You: No it isn’t.
Liberal: I need it more than you. Besides, you’d just waste it. I can put it to better use.
You: Go pound sand.
Liberal: Ok, Ok, I’m willing to compromise. You only have to give $5,000.
You: Wait, what? I said no! Where the hell do you get the idea that you are entitled to my hard earned money?
Liberal: Why are you being unreasonable?
Liberal: Why are you being unreasonable?
I suspect the liberal might also say: “Why are you being evil and greedy.” That`s when they institute redistribution of wealth and social justice, which is a fancy way of saying they will rob you.